*presses life alert*
every romantic teen movie
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died
Anna Nicole had stretch marks and she was still on the cover of playboy and she was also the playmate of the year, so, who the fuck cares about stretch marks???
See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up
i am dirt
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
- girl: what are you doing?
- boy: something i should have done a long time ago